Eye drop

An eye drop is when your pop out the glass eye of the woman you’re making love with and stick it up her anus. You then put your penis in her eye socket and she whistles “Steam Boat Willie”. Afterwards, she poops her eye into your mouth, you swoosh it around and clean it, then spit it into her eye socket.

Last night I eye dropped with Tammy.

by Enema Itchybutt February 5, 2020

eye drop crush

A crush you don't wish to pursue. Either because you know it wouldn't be a good match or because they already have someone else. So you are happy just looking at them occasionally like eye drops that fill your eyes, but do nothing other than that.

A: Hey, you've been giving them looks for a while, will you ask them out
B: No, they're just an eye drop crush.

by 4u4u6a April 26, 2023

Chocolate Eye Drop

While squatting over a ho, or being on top of a ho during 69, and she is in the act of sucking on your nuts, you position your asshole directly between her eyes and fart.

This ho was sucking and nibbling my boys and decided to bite down hard so I gave her a chocolate eye drop.

by J-Pimp from A-town February 4, 2005

Ethiopian Eye Drop

This occurs when you release a massive amount of sperm into your sexual partner's eye(s).

The Ethiopian Eye Drop gave Mary gonorrhea.

by NickGioMarc August 23, 2007

burning eye drop

busting a nut in someone's eye

Girl: you just gave me a burning eye drop asshole.
with me continuing the insane nut busting

by BustzNUtz June 13, 2008

Devils Eye drop

When shampoo is directly inserted into the pupil of your eye.

Or
When jizz is shot into the eye of your opponent.

I got the Devils eye drop in the shower today.

Or
I gave my ex-wife the Devils eye drop. That's why she's my ex-wife.

by Donationsplz September 30, 2016

Indiana eye drop

When your wife calls you with Pink Eye and you rush home to ejaculate on her eyes to soothe the burning and be her hero.

Husband: “my wife just went home early because she has Pink Eye!
Friend: “oh no, you better rush home and give her some Indiana eye drops so she feels better!”

by Hiking Duo April 28, 2023