Eye!Sex

Staring into another's eyes wistfully as though you'd like nothing more than to grab them by the hair and lay a heavy one on. Followed by jumping upon said person and having your wicked way with them!

FanGirl Gina: Dean and Cas DO NOT have the hots for each other.
FanGirl Dina: Gin-Gin, you are soooo wrong. All you gotta do is tune in to every episode of Supernatural to view the rigorous Eye!Sex happening there!

by sbenne March 2, 2014

eye sex

The act of two people staring at each other in such a lustful way they might as well be doing it.

"You so had eye sex with him!"
"I am no longer a eye sex virgin."

by dorkwad March 19, 2003

eye sex

Eye sex can only happen if your partner has lost at least one eye. You insert the penis into her/his empty eye hole and fuck it. You can also do with a healthy person with 2 eyes, but this would be very painful and could result in severe eye damage, so it is not recommended.

James: Hey Ian, so I heard your gf lost an eye in an accident! This is horrible! I feel so sorry for her.
Ian: Nah man, its alright, we can now have eye sex!

by Sir Asbestos November 8, 2020

eye sex

Staring at someone so lustfully that you might as well be having sex with them.

Anytime Richard Castle and Kate Beckett look at each other, a part of you wants to scream "eye sex!" at your television

by SlayerMcG December 21, 2010

eye socket sex

The act of having sex, usually penetrating the human orbital socket with the erect penis. To defile the human skull by performing a sexual penetration to the area of a missing eye. Also see skull fuck

She was missing an eye and the kinky ho wanted eye socket sex. I didn't see that cuming.

by mikeyears81 December 14, 2013

i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out

you screwed up bigtime. fr on god.

person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh

by some random ahh mothafucka idk June 6, 2022

eye-sex

eye contact that withstands a time period longer than the casual encounter. eye contact that signifies: come hither.

Jane: That guy over there wants me.
Mary: How do you know?
Jane: We just had 5 full seconds of eye-sex!

by DoSc August 14, 2006