Exxon Valdez

A real bad disaster. It is a shame this boat was broken cuz it had a real good name.

"Dude, is that oil?"
"Dude, Exxon Valdez has been here."

by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003

Exxon Valdez

Union Jack's secret identity

Hello, Im Exxon Valdez, but by night, Im Union Jack!

by Ex-on-Val-dez May 5, 2003

Exxon Valdez

A very hot and sexy female, usually exposing her arms, legs, and stomach.

Yo, exxon valdez, show us your boobs!

by Hickery Doc April 30, 2003

Exxon Valdez

Diarrhea into a large condom or large plastic bag, then abruptly squeeze onto the victims chest and or face splattering said liquid feces for nice chocolate surprise.

"Dude you just Exxon Valdezed on to your first date" what were you thinking??

by joseph Hazelwood December 15, 2008

exxon valdez

to have diarrhea in a hot tub with other people in it.. or to "upper deck" a toilet with the hershey squirts.

Dude, I can't believe you exxon valdezed that hot tub! That was awesome!

by EBinAUSTIN November 14, 2006

Exxon Valdez poo

When it seems like you've wiped your ass a hundred times and the toilet paper is still covered in poo. Reference to the huge oil spill in Alaska from the ship Exxon Valdez.

I'm taking an Exxon Valdez poo. I just keep wiping and wiping, and it just keeps coming and coming. Oh well, I guess I'll just sit here and let it dry.

by Robert VonAwesome October 10, 2009

Exxon Valdez Syndrome

A common occurrence in most inner city public swimming pools. Pool water may consist of a toxic cocktail of up to 1/3 oil, chicken grease, urine, feces, afro sheen, lice and lice eggs. East side swimming pools are commonly afflicted with this condition.

"That new pool on Antione and MLK opened yesterday and it already has Exxon Valdez Syndrome."

by Moe Beer January 2, 2009