Expresso depresso

When your depressed but very open about it. Usually, people who are “expresso depresso” are probably faking it for attention. Or they are trying to get help.

Girl: I’m depressed!
Boy: No, you’re expresso depresso

by Slang.com773 April 05, 2020

Expresso Depresso

A phrase used to describe the feeling of depression that comes onto someone when they least expect it and is usually due to many unfortunate and/or negative things happening to the person who is feeling depressed. It usually does a lot of damage emotionally and can result in a massive mood swing for the depressee. The Espresso part is made up of the words express and espresso. It refers to the sudden draining feeling you get after drinking a highly caffeinated drink such as an Espresso (relatable to that of an Expresso Depresso type meltdown) and the fact that the depressed feeling comes really quickly (almost like express delivery!). The depresso part is the word depression, manipulated to sound better/rhyme with the word Expresso.

Jasmin: I'm feeling SO Expresso Depresso right now.
Hayley: Why what happened?
Jasmin: Well I was fine this morning until my boyfriend and I got into ANOTHER fight, I failed my math test, and there's a new rumour being spread about me.
Hayley: Gosh, that IS depressing... :(

by Jasmin S. December 08, 2008

Depresso Expresso

Refers to a person that’s depressed and is a coffee addict

“You’re like a Depresso Expresso because of your job!”

by Doodlethepoodle January 03, 2023

Depresso Expresso

When you. (or someone else) are very sad for a brief time ( a hour to a day)

Person 1: I'm feeling depresso Expresso because my mom yelled at me for the last 3 days

Person 2: oh, I hope things get better

Person 1: thank

The next day

Person 2: hey you feeling better?

Person 1: yes! Hey wanna commit super smash Bros togerar latar?

Person 2: yeeeee

by PaperHatLad March 06, 2020

Depresso Expresso

When you're sad but you dont know why and listening to Billie Eilish doesn't help

Hey man what's wrong with him.
Oh, he's just depresso expresso

by Veryswag April 10, 2019

Depresso Expresso

A shot of expresso mixed with any hard liquor, but usually whisky.

“Well I’m spending this night alone so time for a depresso expresso”

by Axubater November 17, 2019

expresso for my depresso

this is a horrible feeling. this is when you absolutely hate everything that is happening in your boring life. so get some expresso for your depresso. and don't worry i have some depresso too!

guy 1 - what's wrong?
girl 1 - i don't have any expresso for my depresso

by sexymom101 February 26, 2019