Expresso Depresso

A phrase used to describe the feeling of depression that comes onto someone when they least expect it and is usually due to many unfortunate and/or negative things happening to the person who is feeling depressed. It usually does a lot of damage emotionally and can result in a massive mood swing for the depressee. The Espresso part is made up of the words express and espresso. It refers to the sudden draining feeling you get after drinking a highly caffeinated drink such as an Espresso (relatable to that of an Expresso Depresso type meltdown) and the fact that the depressed feeling comes really quickly (almost like express delivery!). The depresso part is the word depression, manipulated to sound better/rhyme with the word Expresso.

Jasmin: I'm feeling SO Expresso Depresso right now.
Hayley: Why what happened?
Jasmin: Well I was fine this morning until my boyfriend and I got into ANOTHER fight, I failed my math test, and there's a new rumour being spread about me.
Hayley: Gosh, that IS depressing... :(

Expresso Depresso by Jasmin S. December 9, 2008

Expresso depresso

When your depressed but very open about it. Usually, people who are “expresso depresso” are probably faking it for attention. Or they are trying to get help.

Girl: I’m depressed!
Boy: No, you’re expresso depresso

Expresso depresso by Slang.com773 April 5, 2020

Depresso Expresso 

Refers to a person that’s depressed and is a coffee addict

“You’re like a Depresso Expresso because of your job!”

Depresso Expresso by Doodlethepoodle January 3, 2023

Depresso Expresso 

When you. (or someone else) are very sad for a brief time ( a hour to a day)

Person 1: I'm feeling depresso Expresso because my mom yelled at me for the last 3 days

Person 2: oh, I hope things get better

Person 1: thank

The next day

Person 2: hey you feeling better?

Person 1: yes! Hey wanna commit super smash Bros togerar latar?

Person 2: yeeeee

Depresso Expresso by PaperHatLad March 6, 2020

Depresso Expresso 

When you're sad but you dont know why and listening to Billie Eilish doesn't help

Hey man what's wrong with him.
Oh, he's just depresso expresso

Depresso Expresso by Veryswag April 10, 2019

Depresso Expresso 

A shot of expresso mixed with any hard liquor, but usually whisky.

“Well I’m spending this night alone so time for a depresso expresso”

Depresso Expresso by Axubater November 17, 2019

depresso expresso 

an emotion of extream sadness. something so sudden can change one’s mood so quickly. usually used in surfer boy context along with words “radical, rad, surfs up”

Jerome: “Yo dude, they just sold out of your fav concert tickets.”
Bentley: “Bro that’s got me depresso expresso…”

depresso expresso by Sneaky Slisther June 22, 2022