Exhaust Hole

Exhaust Hole (noun): A driver who deliberately modifies their vehicle’s exhaust system to be as loud and disruptive as possible, often for attention or to annoy others. They frequently drive vehicles with lifted suspensions or excessively wide, protruding wheels, compensating for something—often in direct inverse proportion to certain anatomical shortcomings

Two girls standing on the sidewalk as a deafening truck with a massive lift kit and obnoxiously wide wheels roars past, rattling windows.

👩 🦰: "Ugh, another Exhaust Hole. Do they think that noise is attractive?"
👩 🦱: "I guess when your exhaust is that loud, you have to make up for something."
👩 🦰: "Yeah, and judging by those wheels, there's not much to work with." 😏

Exhaust Hole by Isolde Valencié March 26, 2025