Exceptional 

A more politically correct way of saying that someone's retarded.

"Jesus, those club leaders are fucking exceptional."

Exceptional by notanotherforumpost March 18, 2019

exceptional 

to be uncommon, unique, extraodinary. most likely to bring home to parents. can be a complete hoe but is welcomed because she is one-of-a-kind.

"oh, look at maria. she sucks at life but she`s exceptional. she has her unique qualities and man do i love her."

exceptional by Cade V. June 26, 2006

Exceptional 

To be ok at something or not that great.

"Hey Victor's really good at soccer"
"Ya, but Jimmy's exceptional"

Exceptional by Pappppppiiiiii October 20, 2018

exceptional individual

A more politically correct way to call someone retarded.

Rob Ford was a... *remembers he's in polite company* ... er, an exceptional individual.

exceptional individual by anonymous_________ September 3, 2017

Exceptional Learner 

An oxymoron, this term refers to disabled students, mainly those with mental disabilities. This term does not refer to high-achieving students, or highly intelligent students. "Exceptional" in the term is a nice way of saying any of the following: retarded, handicapped, helmet-wearing, parapalegic, disturbed, etc. One should not, however, be mislead into thinking that persons who simply have a physical handicap are automatically stupid.

Fight softy political correctness that is misleading, and refer to exceptional learners as what they are: retarded, disabled, handicapped.
OR
"That exceptional learner's helmet is exceptionally shiny."

Exceptional Learner by c1iffyabl0nski April 4, 2006

Exceptional Friday 

The weekend which falls a week after Good Friday is known as "Exceptional Friday"
Jesus Christs lesser known younger brother, Geezus Christ, once turned wine into tequila then spent a weekend in a k hole following the send off of his do-gooder brother.

Geezus Christ! That was an exceptional Friday!

Exceptional Friday by LuckyDC March 30, 2021

Exceptional Beast

A person destined to outlast the test of time.

Someone: "Remember Eddy from high school?
"Well of course you do, who wouldn't??"
"That kid is a one of a kind, exceptional beast!"

Exceptional Beast by TimeItself November 9, 2021