Ewoan
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Ewoan
PLEASE EWOAN I love you please notice me you don’t know me because your new but I saw you outside and instantly new I liked you, your so handsome I wish you were in my class you probably haven’t noticed me but every time I see you I stare a little to long wanting you to notice me, I wish I could just cuddle with you in bed watching Christmas movies and playing with your gorgeous brown hair, I look around school for you, I want to see you, even my friends know and I have trust issues about telling secrets, you are the first real crush I’ve ever had, I daydream about you, not paying attention in class I thing about how it would be if you talked to me I want your number or Snapchat but your always with your friends so I’m scared you’ll reject me, I know you’ll probably never see this but if you somehow do, just know I want to be with you
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pulling a Ewan
When "pulling a Ewan" you fumble the bag; not being able to be with someone you like; making the other person lose interest in you
Josh: Hey Greg, I think this girl that really liked me is losing interest in me.
Greg: Aw man, don't be pulling a Ewan, that's the worse.
Greg: Aw man, don't be pulling a Ewan, that's the worse.
pulling a Ewan by Corbonnn April 13, 2022
Ewan
The actual god of the entire universe, his big dick energy emanates throughout the universe destroying all living and non living beings..
he is the one
true
Chad
he is the one
true
Chad
Ewan by literately god in a shell October 15, 2018
A Ewan
A Ewan by Maaaaaaatt June 21, 2021
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B)
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