Ewoan

The cutest boy I could never talk to..

Person 1: who are you looking at?
Me: ewoan, he’s so cute I wish I could talk to him

by I love E🩷 September 6, 2025

Ewoan

PLEASE EWOAN I love you please notice me you don’t know me because your new but I saw you outside and instantly new I liked you, your so handsome I wish you were in my class you probably haven’t noticed me but every time I see you I stare a little to long wanting you to notice me, I wish I could just cuddle with you in bed watching Christmas movies and playing with your gorgeous brown hair, I look around school for you, I want to see you, even my friends know and I have trust issues about telling secrets, you are the first real crush I’ve ever had, I daydream about you, not paying attention in class I thing about how it would be if you talked to me I want your number or Snapchat but your always with your friends so I’m scared you’ll reject me, I know you’ll probably never see this but if you somehow do, just know I want to be with you

Look it’s ewoan I wish he would talk to me

by I love E🩷 September 6, 2025

ewang

To procrastinate on a task or assignment, often on the day it is due.

I didn't know the bio lab was due today, so I just ewanged it in class.

by Ewang April 14, 2014

ewaniye

A very offensive term derived from Satan pronounced irrelevantly to the spelling ee-w-ee-n-ie-k

Darren is a cock sucking ewaniye pronounced eeweeniek

by Bring me the worms December 20, 2020

pulling a Ewan

When "pulling a Ewan" you fumble the bag; not being able to be with someone you like; making the other person lose interest in you

Josh: Hey Greg, I think this girl that really liked me is losing interest in me.

Greg: Aw man, don't be pulling a Ewan, that's the worse.

by Corbonnn April 13, 2022

Ewan

The actual god of the entire universe, his big dick energy emanates throughout the universe destroying all living and non living beings..
he is the one

true

Chad

boy: oh my fucking god get down Ewans here

girl: its too late

*fizzles out of existence*

by literately god in a shell October 15, 2018

A Ewan

To crash one's bicycle in an uncoordinated or hubbardy fashion.

Did you see Maatt did a Ewan? Now he's in a cast for six weeks

by Maaaaaaatt June 21, 2021