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A person who finds dedication to one's evolutionary journey and self-growth attractive or arousing.
A: This weekend at the deep trauma healing retreat, I was so attracted to this man who courageously and vulnerably kept sharing his feelings.

B. Wow, you are so evosexual!
Evosexual by HazelGrace October 14, 2018
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Evosplain 

Similar to "mansplain", it is when evolutionists talk down to people who question their reasoning and assumptions. It is also a feckless way to mock creation science.
"We know that our conclusions are true because we have years of research backing us", Tia evosplained.
Evosplain by Creation Cowboy December 22, 2021

Evosquall 

An avian specie indigenous to tropical Singapore. However, in recent years, the numbers have been dwindling due to unknown reasons, experts speculate that due to a unique genetic condition, Evosquall is mostly sterile. Efforts have been made to conserve these valuable birds. However, it is known that not much can be done.
It's an Evosquall perched on the branch of that tree.
portmanteau word
adjective
A mix of the Slang "Evo", ending of a day; Latin "Evo", Ages or Years; and text abbreviation "OSS", anything and everything. It describes how everything has an end.
Synonymous with "gone", "abyss", and "inevitable end".
"You can't keep a sandcastle forever. At some point it will be evoss."
evoss by FiveEss June 28, 2022
A cool website where you can customize your dinosaur with colors
Guy 1:Have you tried the website Evosaur? It's really good
Guy 2:No,but i have heard of it
Evosaur by Rare T-rox enjoyer November 3, 2023
Evosimp (n.) – A man who treats women as inherently more valuable and justifies self-sacrifice or subservience using evolutionary arguments.

Evosimping (v.) – Acting like an evosimp; putting women on a pedestal and excusing male self-denial as “evolutionary necessity.”
Myron sounds like an evosimp when he claims women are born with inherent evolutionary value and men are born with no value.
Evosimp by David Thomas October 13, 2025