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Noun. One who likes to climb Mount Everest in nothing but their skivvies and a flip flops.
If you decide to become an Everson you will die.
Everson by Wysocki92 December 27, 2010

Shane Everson 

A homosexual loser who lives with his mom and has many things in common with the subway guy and Michael Jackson
Man: Bro you see Shane Everson ?
Girl: I havent seen him in years Why?
Man: Last time I heard he was living with his mom and jacking off to beastiality porn on his computer
Girl: wow I always knew he was a loser
Man:Yeah I can't stand the sight of his face it makes me want to punch it
Girl: Yeah I'd love to punch Shane in his face
Man: Me too Shane has to most punchable face ever

Someone for Everyone 

Something ugly men are told repeatedly in order to keep them simping.
40yr old ugly guy: I never been on a date lol
Person 2: awww keep trying, there's someone for everyone..

And then everyone clapped 

Used to show doubt or general disbelief of an event that a person has described. Typically used on stories where the event taking place is completely illogical and the creator of the story is making it for attention.
User1: My jr high school principal told me to get involved in something. I asked "Like student body president?" The principal said "With your long hair and bad attitude, you wouldn't get 2 votes" I asked "If I get elected, will you resign?" I won with 828-56. He resigned.
User2: And then everyone clapped, applauded, and carried you to your car.

Not everyone can eat sandwiches 

Pointless nitpicking of a solution - especially with a cover of SJW-style pretentiousness masked as inclusivity. Like if someone had responded to "maybe I'll provide sandwiches for the office lunch," with "not everyone can eat sandwiches - what if they can't lift the bread with their hands because they're disabled, or what if their religion forbids sandwiches, or what if sandwiches are a trigger?"
Sue: "So I suggested maybe the girls from bookclub would like a movie night to see the film of the book we just read, and Karen kept going on about how we needed to check to make sure there weren't any triggers in the movie, and see if we needed to post a flashing-lights warning."

Bob: "Does anyone in the bookclub actually need that?"

Sue: "No. She just likes being a Not Everyone Can Eat Sandwiches pain in the ass."

Bob: "I hear you. I got a guy at the office who says it would be unfair to offer team lunches as a reward for people because it excludes those who practice intermittent fasting. We don't even have anyone that does that - but hey, he says one day we might, and then that person might feel excluded."

Emerson Barrett 

An extremely talented drummer and artist. He has a beautiful hat collection. Going along with how talented he is he is also very attractive. He is one of the sweetest humans I’ve ever met he is just perfect
Emerson Barrett is the sweetest human ever!
Friends 2: I know! When I hugged him for a picture afterwards he said “aw that was like a cute little sleepy prom picture!” He is so precious