Evasic

Any person who enjoys good literature.

First it was Cirque de Freak, now it's Harry Potter, he is such an evasic.

Evasic by Lulzy Woots November 26, 2009

Evasic

Any person easily distracted or caught up in fads.

First it was Cirque de Freak, now it's Harry Potter, he is such an evasic.

Evasic by Lulzyw00ts November 5, 2009

Happy Evasive Bachelor 

A man who is satisfied and content with the single lifestyle, in spite of having many opportunities to be involved in a romantic relationship.

Don't bother trying to get Steve to date Alicia. He's a happy evasive bachelor.

Happy Evasive Bachelor by Chad Apollo December 29, 2020

evasive maneuver 

Action taken by a person who spys another person approaching whom he would like to avoid.

Evasive maneuvers include:

1. Ducking down an aisle or into a cubicle to avoid the person.

2. Turning around mid-stride and walking away from the person before he spys you.

3. Making up an elaborate (yet plausible) excuse to get away from the person, i. e. "I really want to chat, but I am late picking up my kids from daycare. It was good seeing you!"

4. Pretending to be engaged in some important act (i.e. a telephone call) so the person is forced to leave your presence.

Upon seeing the office gossip approach, the clerk begins the evasive maneuver of grabbing a stack of folders and heading toward the file room.

evasive maneuver by Loxi July 17, 2009

evasive mumbling 

Mumbling the answer to a question in hopes that the questioner won't hear or understand an answer that may get you in trouble.

When mom asks about that broken plate, you better answer with some evasive mumbling.

evasive mumbling by Fat Atheist February 1, 2010

Tax evasion 

An easy way to keep all of the money you have earned

Jake~ I wonder what things I could do to keep the money I have earned this month.

Paul~ Have you tried doing tax evasion?

Jake~ omg Paul, you're a genious.

Tax evasion by Destroyer of babies October 10, 2021

ban evasion 

The act of bypassing your ban from a site, which usually leads to you getting banned from that site again because the janitors are too dumb to realize that dynamic IPs are a thing.

XxFuckYourMomXx was banned for ban evasion.

ban evasion by /b/leach_my_eyes April 26, 2021