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Evangelatheist 

Both the antonym and variation of an evangelist, these are people or groups of people who are so opposed to religion that they will go out of their way to bash yours, whether Christian, Jewish, Muslim, or anything else. To them, religion is a brain-washing cult, and they have taken it upon themselves to spreading the 'Word of Rationality' by getting you the hell out of prayer. They are just as likely to be on the street with pamphlets and signs around their necks as Jehovah's Witnesses.
Random Religious Guy: My mom gave a five hour rant this morning.

Random Guy: Why?

Random Religious Guy: I feel asleep during church and I -

Evangelatheist: CHURCHES ARE PENS! PENS ARE FOR SHEEP! CHRISTIANS ARE SHEEP! OPEN YOUR EYES! THERE IS NO GOD! THERE IS NO HEAVEN! MUSLIMS ARE EXPLODING AND THERE ARE NO VIRGINS FOR THEM! HERE - READ ABOUT IT IN MY PAMPHLET!

Random Religious Guy: ... You're gay.

Evangelatheist: THAT'S WHAT YOU'VE BEEN TOLD TO THINK IS WRONG! CHURCH IS MAKING YOU HATEFUL! BURN THEM DOWN!

Random Guy: No, you're just gay.
Evangelatheist by Erica H January 10, 2009

evangatheist 

Similar to the term dogmatic atheist, except this atheist is more 'evangelical' in his efforts, and definitely more hardcore, and can be considered as an individual who has decided to declare war on 'believers'.

Not only does the atheist profess his disbelief in the existence of God, but goes out of his way to convert those who do to his way of thinking.

He will use ad hominem attacks against those who have faith and beliefs, questioning their sanity, their intelligence, etc
Atheist: I cannot believe in a God that for all intents and purposes has not been proven to exist, nor has He revealed himself to me in any way.

Evangatheist: You're nuts for believing in God. You're deluded. You should drop your silly beliefs. Your faith is unfounded and unproven and impractical. Your head is full of 'theo(logical)-toxins' and you need to be cured. You can't be very intelligent to believe in any Supreme Being.
evangatheist by ent|ty October 7, 2009

evangelicatheist 

An atheist whose obnoxiousness rivals that of an evangelical christian. They are determined to shove their beliefs in everyone's faces in the same way that evangelical christians are. Many of them claim they hate religion because it makes people think they are better than everyone else and people force it on others, while they do the same thing with their beliefs.
See Bill Maher

Bill Maher is a evangelicatheist.
evangelicatheist by Polexia May 28, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008