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evangatheist 

Similar to the term dogmatic atheist, except this atheist is more 'evangelical' in his efforts, and definitely more hardcore, and can be considered as an individual who has decided to declare war on 'believers'.

Not only does the atheist profess his disbelief in the existence of God, but goes out of his way to convert those who do to his way of thinking.

He will use ad hominem attacks against those who have faith and beliefs, questioning their sanity, their intelligence, etc
Atheist: I cannot believe in a God that for all intents and purposes has not been proven to exist, nor has He revealed himself to me in any way.

Evangatheist: You're nuts for believing in God. You're deluded. You should drop your silly beliefs. Your faith is unfounded and unproven and impractical. Your head is full of 'theo(logical)-toxins' and you need to be cured. You can't be very intelligent to believe in any Supreme Being.
evangatheist by ent|ty October 7, 2009
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Evangelatheist 

Both the antonym and variation of an evangelist, these are people or groups of people who are so opposed to religion that they will go out of their way to bash yours, whether Christian, Jewish, Muslim, or anything else. To them, religion is a brain-washing cult, and they have taken it upon themselves to spreading the 'Word of Rationality' by getting you the hell out of prayer. They are just as likely to be on the street with pamphlets and signs around their necks as Jehovah's Witnesses.
Random Religious Guy: My mom gave a five hour rant this morning.

Random Guy: Why?

Random Religious Guy: I feel asleep during church and I -

Evangelatheist: CHURCHES ARE PENS! PENS ARE FOR SHEEP! CHRISTIANS ARE SHEEP! OPEN YOUR EYES! THERE IS NO GOD! THERE IS NO HEAVEN! MUSLIMS ARE EXPLODING AND THERE ARE NO VIRGINS FOR THEM! HERE - READ ABOUT IT IN MY PAMPHLET!

Random Religious Guy: ... You're gay.

Evangelatheist: THAT'S WHAT YOU'VE BEEN TOLD TO THINK IS WRONG! CHURCH IS MAKING YOU HATEFUL! BURN THEM DOWN!

Random Guy: No, you're just gay.
Evangelatheist by Erica H January 10, 2009
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