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Along with Sprint, Evade is the only non-n00bish loadout on Halo: Reach. Much of xbox Live agrees that if a person is using sprint or evade instead of something gay like armor lock, they do not deserve to be tea bagged
Teammate- Haha that kid missed me with the sword, i'm tea bagging his ass
Halo veteran- No man, he was using evade, you have to respect his maturity for not using invis or something gay
Evade by Brobacca June 9, 2011
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To resist, or prolong arrest, by giving chase
O.J. Simpson murdered his wife then evaded the police
evade by Harvick May 2, 2005
Noun - Evade Taxes
I Evaded my taxes.
Evade by WhyDoIExistLikeReally March 10, 2023
Evade;

A scawy group of Online hacka's, mainly know for hunting down Online Extorters, and Online predators.
by manipulating computers and Tech Equipment these scawy hacka's are able to collect data, such as Address, Names, and reporting said data to the feds.
Owned by my glorious kings, War (AE war) and kaid :3
Evade On Top N*gga.
Evade by War | Evade May 8, 2025

ban evade 

Using an alternate account/changing your IP address to simply, play/do whatever you did before.
Person 1: haha i hack in block game
Admin: *bans account*
Person 1: i'll just use a different account
Person 1: *hacking on another account*
Admin: *IP bans person 1*
Person 1: *uses a VPN to ban evade once again..*
Person 1: *hacks once again*
Admin: *insert disappointment here*
ban evade by hazame4 September 19, 2021

side bitch evade

The Holy Act of rendering yourself invisible to your side bitch. By flawless means of taking the stance.
See lean and cuisines video on YouTube for steps.

May be used to evade side niggas.
"Bro i was with my girl when my side bitch slid out of forever 21, I hit that side bitch evade and she couldnt even smell me"
side bitch evade by MostHatedMamba December 17, 2013

Drop Evade 

To kill a enemy in a match or game and then quickly leaving the game or match right after you killed them
Person 1: Kills Person 2

Person 2: Dang he got me good
Person 1: *Leaves the game*
Person 2: No way he just drop evaded me!
Drop Evade by Zqk4x November 20, 2023
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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