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Eunuchorn
Person 1: Dude that unicorn has a schlong but no balls!
Person 2: Oh, that because it's a Eunuchorn.
Unicorn 1: I hate this. I have no desire to mate with other unicorns and my energy levels have suffered greatly.
Unicorn 2: That's to be expected; your nuts are gone and you're a Eunuchorn now.
Person 2: Oh, that because it's a Eunuchorn.
Unicorn 1: I hate this. I have no desire to mate with other unicorns and my energy levels have suffered greatly.
Unicorn 2: That's to be expected; your nuts are gone and you're a Eunuchorn now.
Eunuchorn by Chick-fil-a-changler November 17, 2010
eunichcorn
One term US president whose second term was denied by voters, thereby making them feel as though America castrated them.
eunichcorn by Igeeee November 11, 2020
eunuchorn
eunuchorn
A eunuchorn is the saddest animal who, has ever lived, so sad that it doesn't deserve to be known by many and name should not be capitalized. The eunuchorn is very close to extinction. With only one of it's kind still living. Also related to Unicorns.
Some say it is Unicorn, who has been castrated(eunuch), so is a combination.
Some say it is Unicorn, who has been castrated(eunuch), so is a combination.
"Dude he is such a eunuchorn."
Jorge-"I don't know why he's so sad"
Johnny-"Dude didn't you know he is a eunuchorn"
Hiro-"I'm the only one left"
Jorge-"I don't know why he's so sad"
Johnny-"Dude didn't you know he is a eunuchorn"
Hiro-"I'm the only one left"
eunuchorn by lilunicron March 30, 2009
Eichorn
My Name Is Pierre Eichorn
Eunuchorn
"Wow! Look at the size of that guy!"
"I'ts not real."
"Really?!"
"No, he's a sex offender and was castrated. That is simply a sex toy stapped on making him a Eunuchorn."
"I'ts not real."
"Really?!"
"No, he's a sex offender and was castrated. That is simply a sex toy stapped on making him a Eunuchorn."
Eunuchorn by thatguyonstage March 27, 2007
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