Eunuchorn

n. a eunuch unicorn. A unicorn that has been neutered, castrated, etc. An impotent unicorn.

Person 1: Dude that unicorn has a schlong but no balls!

Person 2: Oh, that because it's a Eunuchorn.

Unicorn 1: I hate this. I have no desire to mate with other unicorns and my energy levels have suffered greatly.

Unicorn 2: That's to be expected; your nuts are gone and you're a Eunuchorn now.

by Chick-fil-a-changler November 15, 2010

Eunuchorn

A castrated man using a prosthetic piece to fill his void.

"Wow! Look at the size of that guy!"
"I'ts not real."
"Really?!"
"No, he's a sex offender and was castrated. That is simply a sex toy stapped on making him a Eunuchorn."

by thatguyonstage March 22, 2007

eunuchorn

The eunuchorn is the saddest animal. Ever.

My girlfriend told me off in front of all of my friends. I felt like a eunuchorn.

by Santeru August 30, 2006

eunuchorn

A eunuchorn is the saddest animal who, has ever lived, so sad that it doesn't deserve to be known by many and name should not be capitalized. The eunuchorn is very close to extinction. With only one of it's kind still living. Also related to Unicorns.
Some say it is Unicorn, who has been castrated(eunuch), so is a combination.

"Dude he is such a eunuchorn."

Jorge-"I don't know why he's so sad"
Johnny-"Dude didn't you know he is a eunuchorn"
Hiro-"I'm the only one left"

by lilunicron March 31, 2009

eunuchorn

An impotent male sexual eunuch is a third party that engages in group sex usually with a couple that's not a threat to displacing the dominant man.

she had a eunuchorn that looked after her needs when her man was out of town.

by Tloveperth June 23, 2022