Attribute of certain magical creatures, an ability, and requirement to mate with other such creatures, permanently, and typically spanning more than one lifetime. Not that any types of creatures may have the ability to live more than one life. For none of us do.

Maggie is my eternimate. I met her a long time ago, and we haven't even met yet.

Eternimate by poisonIvy September 30, 2017

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Eternium

(adjective)
Having occurred or to occur an exaggerated amount of years in the future or past.

"An eternium ago, we used nothing but sticks and stones to make fire."

"In an eternium, we may learn how to time travel!"

Eternium by Bill Gospel March 15, 2023

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Mother-May-I-Super-Sunday-Sandwich-Eternus-Dibs

How you claim something eternally using dibs. If you say or write it wrong, someone can get the chance to eternally claim it before you correct yourself. Nothing beats this, and whatever you eternally claim is your's. Unless your friend is a sore loser.

"Hey, I want that!"
"Mother-May-I-Super-Sunday-Sandwich-Eternus-Dibs!"
"Damn it."

Mother-May-I-Super-Sunday-Sandwich-Eternus-Dibs by Loafofstalebread June 29, 2024

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

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