asshole

Quit being an asshole Rich! You're making us look bad.
by poisonIvy August 30, 2017
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Happener

Modern hippy hipster types who actually accomplish tasks of great magnitude and worth. A happener, much like our modern definition of a hipster, does have certain interests in counter culture lifestyle and the various accouterments that go along with such. The marked difference between a hipster (being frankly the modern version of the hippie or renaissance person), is that happeners are always involved in some great events. Happeners are the hero's of the universe. May statues be built in their honor.
Did you see how intensely that woman back there was involved with her artwork, she was a total happener.
by poisonIvy August 25, 2013
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shipwreckship

The station pertaining to a particular shipwreck (broken heart), or set of shipwrecks (broken hearts) which can occur during a sea calamity.

Picture a fine, vast, ancient sailing vessel made of wood, brass, and quartz. Dashed on the rocks. Now imagine the vessel was a human heart.

As in drunkenship, only pertaining to matters of the heart, rather than the drink.

Can indicate the need to fill a void and lead to; emptiness, loneliness, chronic excessive romantic attachment.
I've been on this shipwreckship for years, my marriage ended badly.
by poisonIvy March 03, 2019
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Eternimate

Attribute of certain magical creatures, an ability, and requirement to mate with other such creatures, permanently, and typically spanning more than one lifetime. Not that any types of creatures may have the ability to live more than one life. For none of us do.
Maggie is my eternimate. I met her a long time ago, and we haven't even met yet.
by poisonIvy September 30, 2017
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riding crop

An equestrian product comprised of a stick with wide leather loop at the tip, occasionally the loop may be weighted with a strip of metal or stone.

In modern culture, the riding crop was repurposed as a sex toy, used to arouse men and women.
I snapped her riding crop in two. Never ever snap a dominatrix's riding crop in two.
by poisonIvy May 27, 2019
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Deerhart

Deerheart is a pseudonym used to describe a loved one who has an often intense, overwhelming afinity for nature.
Literally my sentiments exactly Deerhart.
by poisonIvy October 02, 2017
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shipwreck

A person who is worse off than a trainwreck, because of the emo booty shipwreckship which is so hot.
That bitch is a straight up shipwreck! I need to get with her now, tonight!
by poisonIvy April 23, 2019
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