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Carnelian Queen

The rightful heir to the throne of Great Britain, an Oregonian, and a Rockhound, obsessed with carnelian.
Check out these cool gem finds of The Carnelian Queen, I wrapped in copper.
by poisonIvy May 19, 2019
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sticks and stones

More than ever, the adage "sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me" is proven an ironic one. In fact words are often much more painful than any physical damage could cause. It is reminiscent of Palestinians throwing rocks at tanks in Gaza, and relates to the adage "the pen is mightier than the sword".
Sticks and stones don't hurt much. Please don't call me names Felicia.
by poisonIvy September 25, 2017
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shitfuck

When putting two profanities in one word, usually said when not thinking.
Assface: "Shitfuck, I forgot my keys"
Assfucker:"Go get them!"
by Poisonivy September 4, 2005
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evol

1. A truncated form of the word evolve, typically used by LOL cats and millenials when they are being lazy and wanting to express mixed emotions.

2. The opposite of love, a sort of lazy, indiferent form of evil. love evol is an important palindrome.
evol love chum. all there is, is evol love.
by poisonIvy November 29, 2017
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riding crop

An equestrian product comprised of a stick with wide leather loop at the tip, occasionally the loop may be weighted with a strip of metal or stone.

In modern culture, the riding crop was repurposed as a sex toy, used to arouse men and women.
I snapped her riding crop in two. Never ever snap a dominatrix's riding crop in two.
by poisonIvy May 27, 2019
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Deerhart

Deerheart is a pseudonym used to describe a loved one who has an often intense, overwhelming afinity for nature.
Literally my sentiments exactly Deerhart.
by poisonIvy October 2, 2017
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shipwreck

A person who is worse off than a trainwreck, because of the emo booty shipwreckship which is so hot.
That bitch is a straight up shipwreck! I need to get with her now, tonight!
by poisonIvy April 23, 2019
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