Estimatics 

Insurance jargon for the guidelines related to the act of estimating.

Please review the estimatics guidelines to verify how the roof repairs should be estimated.

Estimatics by brombs February 18, 2021

boob estimation technique 

(B)oob (E)stimation (T)echnique

The process by which one determines a woman's bust strictly by appearance from a distance. This method is also name as BET for short.

The method may involve how much the breast protrudes from the clothing that is worn on the individual. This gives the observer an indication of the volume of the boob.
Further factors may include the height or weight of the person.

Dude 1: Dude, check out the rack on that chick! How big is she?

Dude 2: I dunno man, but let's use the Boob Estimation Technique!

Dude 1: BET? You're on!

boob estimation technique by Party Tony September 5, 2012

Subcontractor Estimating 

The practice of project cost estimation based on the weight and/or thickness of the construction plans not on content. Also acompanied by the phrase: "What spec. book?"
This term transponds all fields of construction.

Estimator 1: Looks like the plans weigh 10 pounds.
Estimator 2: Alright based on subcontractor estimating this one will cost 1 Million. Send in the bid.
Estimator 1: What about the spec. book?
Estimator 2: What spec. book? Just send it in already!

Subcontractor Estimating by Mini Smurff May 12, 2011

alphabetical estimates 

bestimate: Da closest-to-reality guess you can make regarding probable cost, amount, etc.

blestimate: An approximate guess of how much divine intervention you're likely to need from "Da Great One" to get you outta a debacle.
breastimate: What you make about da size or other attributes of a gal's ta-ta's just by looking at how far her blouse or bikini sticks out in da front.
guestimate: What da maitre'd needs to be good at making so as to know how many places to set at da table.

jestimate: What you fervently hope a contractor is making when he quotes you some astronomical figure.
Pestimate: Refers to either (1) about how many unwanted creatures dat you think currently are or will be present in a given locale at a certain time, or (2) how bratty you expect day some whiny spoiled ankle-biter will act on a particular occasion.
Restimate: Approximately how long you'll be able to crash before tackling some arduous/unpleasant task.
Testimate: A good guess regarding how long, difficult, etc. dat an upcoming exam is gonna be.
Vestimate: Da possible attributes, quality, style, etc. of a sleeveless upper-body garment.
Westimate: What you hafta do when navigating without a compass.
Yestimate: How positively someone is likely to react when asked for permission, favors, etc.
Zestimate: How enthusiastic someone is likely to be about a situation, undertaking, etc.

I suppose dat alphabetical estimates are fun too think about, but it's always wise to have a better idea regarding something important than just a ballpark guess.

alphabetical estimates by QuacksO December 17, 2020