Essex University

Essex University-Chelmsford Prison, where various degree of Chav, thug, urchin, and cretin can learn such skills as Literacy, Cooking, and basic math, all the things their cross eyed parents should of taught them if they had known themselves, or if they had gone to school, all thanks to the tax payer.

He's doing a three-year degree at Essex University

by Dr Jack Pays January 31, 2009

University of Essex

A splendid university in the south of England. The student population is made up of stoners, alcoholics, harlots, MDMA enthusiasts, hippies, and Chinese people.

Three years at the University of Essex will turn you into a cannabis smoking peace activist.

by That fucking guy April 7, 2013