esopus 

region in upstate New York. Surrounded by farm land and small towns. Mostly known for their catholic retreat centers, where rich kids go for a weekend to pretend that they care for each other and love god. Most just go to feel special and talk about their non existent problems

White Girl 1: " I can't wait to go to esopus this weekend. I have so many problems as a well off, Caucasian rich girl in NYC to talk about!"

esopus by byemarist May 27, 2017

Esopus 

A magical place upstate where bitchy kids become less bitchy and amazing kids become even more humble and kind. There is no place better in the world to sit and clear your head as you sit back and enjoy life with your best friends. Molloy kids are the kings and queens of esopus basically never leaving it and would spend all summer there if they could. Also they swear they aren't a cult but KUNJA

"Dude are you going back up to esopus this week"

"Of course is that even a question?? I know I just left but if I throw my entire suitcase in the wash and just take it out tonight I can make it back up tomorrow morning!"

"Didn't you just come back an hour ago?"

Esopus by treehugger20182022 August 28, 2017

Eschew Obfuscation, Espouse Elucidation 

An ironic statement that means avoid ambiguity and adopt clarity. It's ironic because it is hypocritical.

Instead of saying eschew obfuscation, espouse elucidation, Mary just told us to avoid confusion and be clear.

Eschew Obfuscation, Espouse Elucidation by Alicat III November 6, 2009

edopus 

One who has sex with own mother.

If you need to call someone a mother fucker in a polite way, then call him an edopus.

edopus by KBK September 10, 2007

egopush 

flirting with randomn hoes in order to show youre a boss capable of gettin any ass you want, but not actually hooking up with them.

Nils: "yo what are you doing nils stop talking to those girls remember you have a girlfriend!"

Malte : "don't worry brahh, it's just for egopush.."

egopush by bossoner November 21, 2011

espousé 

Espouse = marrying/to marry
É = the one who does

Espousé = the person marrying you

A gender neutral version of bride or groom.

That's my espousé and I couldn't be happier.

espousé by fsociety.exe December 7, 2023