When two bros simultaneously penetrate both the vagina and anus of a single woman with their wankers, they become Siamese Eskimo Bros. Can also occur when both bros simultaneously insert their wankers into just one of said orifices, although this is much more difficult depending on the size of the talliwhackers and the diameter of the females vagina or anal cavity.
Jeff and Tom sealed their friendship when they double penetrated Sally by running train on her pussy and anus at the same, thus becoming Siamese Eskimo Bros.
When two males acknowledge having been intimate with the same female and remain on good terms, the men are now bonded by having shared the same igloo at one time or another.
This can lead to perks by making the information known to other males who you can network with.
Male 1: "Yea man, I got us a hook up at the show tonight, we don't have to pay cover"
“When two guys have had sex with the same girl, they’re EskimoBrothers. You have to know what your eskimo family tree is. It’s how you get things done.”
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!