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Esjee is a person who baldy moderates server in which he owns. He is largely against pic perms. Pro drugs. And will simp for anyone with a spare nitro.
Esjee was too lazy to ban me, so he had galaxy do it for him.
Esjee by WyomingDoesntExist October 11, 2020
Urban Dictionary Merch
Esjee = Balls
Esjee by Boof100G October 11, 2020
Related Words
Esjee Esmée estee eskeetit ejeet essee espee ejeen eojee EsDeeKid
Backwards cheese...

Or when you throw up cheese
Ytsat yrev si eseehc
eseehc by Bluetail|YT August 17, 2018

Selfie-Esteem 

Taking an excessive amount of selfies to boost one's image of themselves.
Jen's Instagram is full of selfies but its just because she needs to boost her selfie-esteem.
Selfie-Esteem by UltraLotus September 14, 2013
A beautiful girl. With lots of talent. She is super sexy and hot. She is crazy attractive. Is creative and has s good sense of style. When guys see her they instantly fall in love or back in love with her. She is alawaus friendly and poised. When people meet her they stare in her eyes and time stops.
I just saw estee i think i like her again
Estee by Smileyhihi567 November 4, 2012
Esmée is one of the most dazzling, beautiful, amazing, lovely, wondrous, perfect girls. She has a unique attitude that is loved by everyone. She has a very cool and laided back outfits. Very good mother.
Has strong familly values. Normale an accountant or something in the financial bussiness. Gorgeous hair and face. She mostly has guy friends. They make the best girlfriend ever. She knows exactly what she wants. Most of the time sweet, but don't make her angry, you will regret. Can be sometimes very arrogant. All the females want to be a Esmée for sure.
Woah, she is definitely a Esmée!

Why can't I be a Esmée?

She is so gorgeous! I love Esmée
Esmée by DaisyLi September 19, 2013

Girls With Low Self Esteem

The knock off of "Girls Gone Wild" featured on the hilarious TV show, Arrested Development.

Known to discriminate against the flat chested women (ie 'surfboards"). Has driven women to have breast implants so they can throw away their self esteem.

Participants get a hat.
Girls With Low Self Esteem Producer: "Ok ladies, here's the deal. You have breasts, we have have hats. Show your breasts, you get a hat. If anyone wants to get back a daddy, nows the time!"
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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