Eshitphany 

When you have a great idea whilst taking a shit

Andy: Oh my God bro, I just had the best idea ever on the crapper!
Me: Wow dude, you just had an eshitphany!

Eshitphany by miotch927 March 6, 2019

eshitany 

When you are taking a shit and have an epiphany.

I figured out all of my life problems after I had an eshitany.

eshitany by Yekim December 5, 2021