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One unit of cheeselessness. Incredibly precise measurement of how little cheese there is in any one place at some sort of time.

Cheeselessness is measured on a scale of 6 to 17.3
And so the lord said let there be cheese. The cheeselessness level was decreased to only six Eseech's and they were all blissfully happy for ever and ever and ever.
Eseech by The Bigger Cheese January 12, 2011
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Backwards cheese...

Or when you throw up cheese
Ytsat yrev si eseehc
eseehc by Bluetail|YT August 17, 2018
Related Words
This is the word that must be used in the presence of canines who know the word cheese; it allows us to continue to support the dairy industry.
Craig, do you want some eseehc on toast this morning?”
Eseehc by JFM78 September 1, 2023
Noun
A totally made-up and cooler word for Silence.
Classroom tradition states that someone has to shout "Fuck!" for no fucking reason when it becomes too esechti.
Esechti by Nibba-san October 5, 2019

!zihW eseehC etae nataS 

In "Nature Trail to Hell" by Weird Al Yankovic, there's a part that goes !zihW eseehC etae nataS. This is "Satan eats Cheese Whiz" in reverse.
Weird Al: !zihW eseehC etae nataS
Backwards Weird Al: Satan eats Cheese Whiz!

eskechuwatcha

white devil
eskechuwatcha by Anonymous October 14, 2003

eskechuwatcha

White devil
eskechuwatcha by Anonymous October 14, 2003