One unit of cheeselessness. Incredibly precise measurement of how little cheese there is in any one place at some sort of time.
Cheeselessness is measured on a scale of 6 to 17.3
And so the lord said let there be cheese. The cheeselessness level was decreased to only six Eseech's and they were all blissfully happy for ever and ever and ever.
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.