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Escaplegic

A person whose otherwise healthy legs immediately cease to function upon hitting the surface of moving stairway.
Why won't that fricking escaplegic learn to stand on the LEFT of the escalator!
by stuandgravy August 12, 2008
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Ecoplegic

Someone who suffers momentary paralysis when bringing food refuse to a row of multiple trash recycling containers because they don't know what goes where.
I wanted to drop my popcorn bag in the recycling bin at the theater but I got stuck behind a woman who went all ecoplegic because she didn't know what to do with her forks.
by JimDingo July 7, 2013
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