ereptile dysfunction

A sexual dysfunction commonly found in reptiles. Dinosaur impotence.

A known cure has not been found.

That brontosaurus has ereptile dysfunction, he totally isn't scoring

by eleanor eleanor eleanor December 09, 2008

ereptile dysfunction

A person (mostly a man) who has an irrational fear of any reptile.

Man1: Dude check out that turtle. Man2: Oh Hell No!!! Keep that away!!! I have extreme ereptile dysfunction!

by Glennzigx November 29, 2016

Ereptile dysfunction

1) An elektronic reptile doesn't function the way it's supposed to do.

2) An online reptile creature that has a bug and therefor doesn't have the interactions and function its supposed to have.

3) A reptile that can't get hard when trying to have coidus

A lizard that can't get its tail up.

Eva: I'm trying to make this work but it seems that your lizard is having an ereptile dysfunction.

by close2human December 20, 2014

Ereptile dysfunction

The dysfunction of only being turned on by reptiles.

"Did you hear that Juan only gets turned on by reptiles?"
"Oh yeah, he has ereptile dysfunction"

by BigethBoi September 01, 2020