Erectile Kissfunction

When you're so ready to go, you blow your load the moment you start kissing.

Guy 1: "How'd your date with that girl go?"
Guy 2: "Came way too early just from kissing her. Damn erectile kissfunction!"

Erectile Kissfunction by MRBLAUSKY July 10, 2017

erectile missfunction 

A tumescent response when admiring an inappropriately young lady.

When my thirteen year old niece was swimming in our pool I had an erectile missfunction.

erectile missfunction by Steek3636 November 5, 2020