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Erectile Kissfunction

When you're so ready to go, you blow your load the moment you start kissing.
Guy 1: "How'd your date with that girl go?"
Guy 2: "Came way too early just from kissing her. Damn erectile kissfunction!"
by MRBLAUSKY July 10, 2017
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erectile missfunction

A tumescent response when admiring an inappropriately young lady.
When my thirteen year old niece was swimming in our pool I had an erectile missfunction.
by Steek3636 November 5, 2020
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