EQUALLYOKED

Equallyoked refers to a couple who are of the same color/race/ethnicity bonding and joining together in a lifetime relationship built on their falling in love, their faith, good sex, and having fun. ...It refers to a couple of the 'same' or 'very similar' "civil identities" marrying and starting a family to have children with the same skin color/race/ethnic family history.

They are an equallyoked couple-their baby will have blue eyes, blonde hair, and visit their great-grandparents in scandinavia for the summers.

EQUALLYOKED by IJohn4v8 September 6, 2016

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Equallyokedtarian

An equallyokedtarian is a person who couples up and bonds with another of the same of very similar civil identity, i.e., equal in groups such as; ethnicity, race, color, political membership, religion, ages, sexual orientation, and marital status.

An example of an equallyokedtarian would be; two divorcees about the same age, without children, date and marry one another-each of them as a couple are white, republican, christian and heterosexual whose ancesters are from quite close ares of Europe.

Equallyokedtarian by ijohn4v8 April 11, 2012

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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