EDM Producer who likes bacon and Zelda and is speculated to be a penguin. He left Monstercat because, well, nobody knows the full story, but apparently he wasn't taking the running of Monstercat as seriously as others. He has been very quiet and introverted lately but is expected to return in 2014. Long live Ephixa.
When you have FIOS and order the entire movie package but somehow you seem to always want to watch the movie on the single movie channel "EPIX" that you somehow don't have and need to pay $9.99 a month more to have it.
Hey look, The Indiana Jones they never play on TV is on! Fuck my tits, it's the only channel I don't have! I'm fucking tired of getting EPIXed!