Verb: To normalise one's failures so that others accept them without question.
A verbification of the name of the state owned electricity utility company that supplies all of South Africa with electricity but has failed to accommodate for growing infrastructure to the point that daily scheduled outages have been accepted as a normal part of life since January 2008.
Sarah: "You have to wait 3 weeks for a response from them? Why so long?"
Busiswe: "It's not that long. You just need to be patient."
Sarah: "No. That's a long time. Don't let them Eskom their service delivery."
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.