Epi Cow

A device used to prevent a cow from having an allergic reaction.

Guy 1: Bessie's been sniffling a ton lately, any advice?
Guy 2: Dude, buy don't be so cheap and buy her an epi cow
Guy 1: Ugh, fine. But it better work.

by Bessie32994 August 25, 2009

EpicOwnage

This is the user name of one of the greatest online poker players in the history of the internet. He has won countless hands using raw skill. He is best known for the Ownage he has delivered on JMMMM.

"Flop comes 10,J,Q of diamonds, JMMMM goes all in. EpicOwnage calls. JMMMM shows 7,2 off suit, EpicOwnage shows A,K diamonds. EpicOwnage wins"

by EpicOwnage February 17, 2009