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Epi Cow 

A device used to prevent a cow from having an allergic reaction.

Guy 1: Bessie's been sniffling a ton lately, any advice?
Guy 2: Dude, buy don't be so cheap and buy her an epi cow
Guy 1: Ugh, fine. But it better work.

Epi Cow by Bessie32994 August 25, 2009