Epi-Pen

Epi-pen is the brand name of the most common type of autoinjector of epinephrine (i.e. adrenaline). Because they can be self-administered and are very fast-acting, Epi-pens are commonly carried by persons with severe allergies and a risk of anaphylactic shock. In the US and the United Kingdom, Epi-pens are regulated medical devices and require a prescription.

Let's fast forward. I've dropped the nut bomb on Nutman, and he is, against all odds, falling madly in love with my nut-free self. We have the heavy-panting "let me show you what I like" conversations, shortly followed by the ever-sexy "Let me show you how to operate my Epi-Pen" discussion. That one concludes with, "FYI, I always keep two in my purse, right next to the emergency condom." I am the least sexy person ever to walk the earth.

Epi-Pen by Topher54 December 14, 2008

Epi Pen

The Epi Pen is the centre of gravity and fate as we know it. The Epi Pen attracts the force and level of zero and Τουρβονικό. If the Epi Pen is combined with an epic pen (which attracts the force and level of ∞ and the Ορείχαλκος Τρίτος) all hell would break loose and the multiverse would implode on itself. The Epi Pen has properties of C (Cenic) and ^ (^Vonhid>). The Epi Pen also possess the power to turn backwards on itself creating QX (Quertus Xeus) Motion. When the Epi Pen creates QX Motion, Physics and Quantumus (A form of Z* Physics) Physics is broken. When Quantumus Physics is broken, Retscev (another form of Z* Physics) will unwind itself creating an infinite loophole where different dimensions and Alternate Universes will collide and reenact the creation of the true HeRA Unisherse. The Epi Pen when stabbed into someone grants them the power of the Stank Dank Spin.

Person: OH SHIT AN EPI PEN! *proceeds to contract ∞ power levels*

Epi Pen by Creator Of The Stank Dank Spin November 18, 2020

epi-pening 

The process of stabbing your friend in the Leg repeatedly in the back of a car with a epi pen while someone is driving at over 100mph to the hospital

I was epi-pening Tori in the back of the car while Addison sped down the road to the hospital

epi-pening by Crazy caffeine girl April 9, 2017

Epipenis

An emergency injection of hard cock that thirsty women may insert in a time of anal-phylactic shock.

"Hey, did you get that D last night?"
"No, but thankfully I had an epipenis."

Epipenis by RealDoctorMan MD. April 8, 2017

Epipenis

An epipenis is a surgically altered penis capable of being used as a bludgeoning weapon. Used primarily to combat the vaninja but also used as a weapon to crush the skulls of opponents standing in the way of its wielder. Commonly found wielded by those whom have given up on traditional world takeover tactics...

While brainstorming ideas to take over the world he heard a voice in his head tell him that the only way to properly do it would be to slay the vaninja's and bludgeon his opponents with the Epipenis..

Epipenis by Pain (Mary Jane Rotten Crotch) November 2, 2009

epipen 

a device used for people with allergies to stuff that would give them an anaphylactic [shock} (their throat swells up) and when stabbed in the thigh with it it would open up your throat for long enough for emergency services to come

quick get his epipen hes having an anaphylactic shock

epipen by kyloren099 March 12, 2019

Epipen 

When something is epic, cool or awesome

Minecraft is so epipen

Epipen by Twiggo June 15, 2021