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Ephona

When you call a sex line and an automated voice teller comes on but you still wank to that.
Yo I just had the best ephona experience last night man!!
by CinnabunG August 28, 2018
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euphonabonatones

Slang for a low brass section, usually of a marching band. Named after the euphoniums, trombones and baritones. Characterized as being very obnoxious and rebellious, yet just funny or likable enough to somehow get away with it...usually. Both hated and loved by members of the rest of the band.
Euphonabonatones, assemble!!
"Where are the euphonabonatones?" "I dunno, probably off harrassing the clarinets. They say they're 'bonding'."
While other sections were practicing the opener (like they should), the euphonabonatones were too busy marching in the shape of a dick.
by BrassCole July 15, 2009
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ephyna

I saw an ephyna floating on top of the orca foam.
by Kid Colt June 16, 2016
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Epona

The goddess Epona was revered and worshiped by the ancient Celtic people as a loving protector of horses, donkeys and other animals. Commonly represented as a horse figure, a mare and foal or as a woman on horseback, she was also a goddess of fertility, re-birth and abundance. Although originally a Celtic goddess, she was eventually accepted by the Romans who saw her more as a protector of their cavalry.

Etymology of the name Epona:
The name Epona comes from the later Iron Age language of Gaulish. Gaulish was a Celtic language spoken throughout most of the northwest area of continental Europe. In the Gaulish language, Epos meant horse and Epa was the feminine equivalent that meant a female horse, also known as a mare. The component of “on” found in the name Epona was often found in the names of Gaulish and Gallo-Roman goddesses and gods such as Matrona, Divona and Carnonos. So, by putting these together, the meaning of the name Epona is “divine mare” or “she who is like a mare”.
Epona in our everyday lives:
Although Epona was and still is traditionally seen as a horse goddess, she can fit into so many aspects of our lives. She is the goddess of dreams not only of the sleeping kind but the dreams of hope and ambition. She can be helpful in manifesting dreams and is a good protector to have when venturing on a new path in life. A prayer or invocation can be offered to her if one is having trouble sleeping or wishes to have insightful or peaceful dreams. She is a nurturing caregiver and can be called upon as a protector of families, children and women who are about to give birth.

Epona is also good to turn to when seeking positive blessings and prosperity. She is good to call upon during dark, difficult times in life such as grief and loss and can offer guidance that is gentle and loving in nature. Roses are a wonderful offering to leave on your altar for the goddess Epona as are rose petals or rose incense. Sandalwood incense can also be used as an offering. When burning a candle for Epona, the most common color associated with her is white. The following is a list of signs and symbols associated with Epona that you can incorporate into your daily spiritual practice.
by Epona Willow February 2, 2010
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ephana

The name of a goddess, she will determine the sinners from the saints. Ephana then finds the worst of the sinners and tortures them slowly based off of the sinners fears and regrets.
Ephana is terrifying, she drove Brogan to insanity.
by Ephana January 4, 2019
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epona

The name of the brown coated (white around certain areas) colt (when you first recieve her) in Zelda:Ocarnia of Time, by Nintendo. Link is given her by Maylon, from the Lon Lon Ranch. When Link recieves the ocarnia, he is able to call Epona with "Epona's Song." (Surprise.) He can use her to ride...around. Faster. She has a carrot meter at the top of the screen to measure how much energy she has left.
((Actually happened.))
"Epona's kinda fat, no?"
"WTF!" *Tosses book at Fox*
"YOU PLAY."
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Ephinay

A violent bowel movement caused by the overexertion of underdeveloped brain tissue.
"The fratboy thought too hard and had an ephinay"
by Quentin tomlinson September 19, 2009
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