Ephelan

A disease affecting just 1 in 60 million in the UK

Symptoms Include:

- apologising frequently

- loss of mobility

- loss of the cognitive ability to walk in a straight line

- takes fucking ages to decide what to eat

Generally affects girls from the South.

You keep falling over - have you taken your Ephelan pills today?

by GeordieLAD1999 November 28, 2019