Ephelan

A disease affecting just 1 in 60 million in the UK

Symptoms Include:

- apologising frequently

- loss of mobility

- loss of the cognitive ability to walk in a straight line

- takes fucking ages to decide what to eat

Generally affects girls from the South.

You keep falling over - have you taken your Ephelan pills today?

by GeordieLAD1999 November 28, 2019

ephelant

an elephant but the kind that you want to stomp all over your best friend for being annoying

hey! look! it’s an ephelant running to celine

by kyla banana January 9, 2021

Black Ephelant

Some shit Kendell would Google because she thinks it's real.

Should we have a secret Santa or white elephant?!

Black ephelant

by The guy formerly known as the November 30, 2021

Ethelana

a dumb but loveable ditz of a girl. Not to be confused with Ethel.

That girl Ethelana isnt very smart, shes stupid.

by DaveJT99 February 5, 2019