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A disease affecting just 1 in 60 million in the UK

Symptoms Include:

- apologising frequently

- loss of mobility

- loss of the cognitive ability to walk in a straight line

- takes fucking ages to decide what to eat

Generally affects girls from the South.
You keep falling over - have you taken your Ephelan pills today?
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