Eowel

The asian dude who always goes to the bathroom every 2 minutes just to take a shit cuz he be eating hella alot of food. Some say he looks exactly like jackie chan but he can’t even name any unique karate moves beside porkchop. He also can’t use a damn chopstick either and let me remind you he’s asian!

Cooking rice is Eowel lifeforce. Without it he’s good for nothing.

Eowel by pewpewcooler June 4, 2020

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elowell

The long form of LOL, with each letter enunciated so as to add comedic effect.

Tim: I hit a mailbox on the way to work today.
Joe: elowell
Tim: Uhhh...what?
Joe: LOL
Tim: oh I see, you were using the comically-long version of the popular phrase
Joe: that I was, tim

elowell by ineedabetterpseudonym June 29, 2011

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Ewell

Really nice large village just outside London in the north of Surrey. It's a mile from Epsom and two miles from Cheam, with which it shares the vast and beautiful Nonsuch Park. It is very picturesque with some buildings dating back centuries, lovely old churches and a small village centre park called Bourne Hall park which also features a library and a large and very pretty pond complete with a fountain. Ewell is also home to the excellent Ewell Castle School.

When in Ewell it's pleasant to visit Bourne Hall to get some books from the library and then have a picnic in Bourne Hall Park overlooking the pond.

Ewell by .l April 29, 2014

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Ewelina

a beautiful talented female extremely clever. dosent put up with crap. talent lies with her legs and feet, outspoken and can be trusted , a true friend to admire. your lucky to know one if you have found one .

ewelina is queen of the ice rink

Ewelina by nightangelvamp February 3, 2010