Epowell 

Fiending crack whore
Would do anything for a dick (or two)
Likes it 'in and around her mouth'

Simon - YO BITCH SO MY DICK!
Epowell - YES SIR!

Epowell by abacus123 December 7, 2010

elowell 

The long form of LOL, with each letter enunciated so as to add comedic effect.

Tim: I hit a mailbox on the way to work today.
Joe: elowell
Tim: Uhhh...what?
Joe: LOL
Tim: oh I see, you were using the comically-long version of the popular phrase
Joe: that I was, tim

elowell by ineedabetterpseudonym June 29, 2011