Enzias
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ezias
The best boy in the world who always has a smile on his face and puts a smile on everyone's face just by being near him 💙
ezias by Savvchrisp May 30, 2017
enzia santiago
For me, enzia is a star. When the sun hides behind clouds, it reminds me of her shyness. When theres sunshine on a rainy day, it reminds me of her smile. She's such an angel helping others but not getting the same favour in return. Sometimes i feel like enzia hates me (im not sure if she does) but if YOU ever think that, then you're probably wrong. Enzia isn't someone who would hate you for no reason. Even though you might've hurt her she will still find the better in you. No matter what, she will always be there by your side helping you every second with a smile on her face, even though she might be hurting inside. However, you'll never know if shes ever down. She would smile and move on like nothing ever happened. Whats so amazing about her? It's her humor. No matter how down you are she will always find a way to make you smile until your cheeks ache or laugh until you start crying and you're on the floor because your stomach hurts. Me and enzia can go days and weeks talking to each other about absolutely anything. I know that theres something going on in her mind and i want to know what it is. I want to help her. I know that, thats not the real her. I know she cares deep down. I know shes still there deep inside waiting for someone to save her. I want to be that person. I want to care. I want to be there for her. I want to spend every moment i have with her.
Enzia if youre reading this, please talk to me my love we can go through this together. I love you so much.
Enzia if youre reading this, please talk to me my love we can go through this together. I love you so much.
"enzia santiago" is a lovely girl with the biggest heart possible, who loves you no matter how hard things get and will always be there for you, making you laugh through everything, who will never ever judge you, let you down, hurt you ect.
enzia santiago by ~Unkn0wn September 14, 2023
enias
enias by wowqowowoowww January 2, 2017
ENSIAS TV
A group of people that forms when the stupidity of one person isn't sufficient. It is a chosen set of smart and motivated badasses to think outside of the box and produce something rare and crazy. A bunch of trustworthy fools who seem exotically calm but are actually a fusion of light and darkness that has unlimited power. But despite everything it is believed that they are so charming, outgoing, and have amazing personalities; and they are never going to disappoint you.
PS: Only two things are infinite, the universe and their creativity.
PS: Only two things are infinite, the universe and their creativity.
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