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Juan Ponce Enrile 

TL: Masamang damo, taong hindi namamatay. Malaking balimbing rin ayon kay Cory Aquino.

EN: Bad person and an immortal man. A massive turncoat according to Cory Aquino.
TL: Uy tingnan mo, nagka-COVID si Juan Ponce Enrile, pero ayaw ni Satanas na mamatay siya dahil baka mapatalsik siya ni Enrile sa impeyrno

EN: Hey look, Juan Ponce Enrile got COVID, but Satan does not want him to die because he might be overthrown by Enrile in hell.
Related Words

Enrileship 

ɪnˈri'le'ʃɪp (n.) - The state of reaching 90 years old and onwards, possibly towards immortality.

Inspired by the longevity of Philippines politician, Juan Ponce Enrile, who became a meme for depicting civilizations, the concept of time, and human age

Also: "Enrile'd" as a verb.
"Your dad must have achieved Enrileship now that he's 90 years old!"
"Dude, I need to achieve Enrileship and I hope I'd still be healthy by that time."
Enrileship by DrNEFarious January 18, 2023
A literal goddess, very cute and loving. You would be very lucky to have one of these girls in your life as they are one in a million.
Enriett is an angel
enriett by Enriett June 9, 2020

ensilenced 

Like when you do something in silence for God so you ensilenced your actions and olny he knew of your good deeds. You didn't have to brag and lose humility.
ensilenced by twinscity January 14, 2014

Enrilliam 

internet slang for when two men fall in love to have <nsfw> and create babies.
Friend : Hey, you guys enrilliam?
Friend: yes we are.
Enrilliam by ShotzFlared January 18, 2017

aras eniledam

aras eniledam is a loose asshole of a troglodyte that has been pounded into uselessness.
That aras eniledam can't make a definition up better than I can.