ɪnˈri'le'ʃɪp (n.) - The state of reaching 90 years old and onwards, possibly towards immortality.
Inspired by the longevity of Philippines politician, Juan Ponce Enrile, who became a meme for depicting civilizations, the concept of time, and human age
Also: "Enrile'd" as a verb.
"Your dad must have achieved Enrileship now that he's 90 years old!"
"Dude, I need to achieve Enrileship and I hope I'd still be healthy by that time."
Like when you do something in silence for God so you ensilenced your actions and olny he knew of your good deeds. You didn't have to brag and lose humility.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).