Enemies with Benefits 

Like friends with benefits, but enemies. Usually it's angry sex. But in a good way.

Student A: Did you hear about Jake and Alyss?
Student B: No, did they finally fight?
Student A: No! They had sex!
Student B: Enemies with Benefits. Sweet.

Enemies with Benefits by gabbyxgore February 28, 2010

Enemies With Benefits 

Two enemies who are sexually involved with each other, but are not allowed to have feelings involved, as this makes the whole system crash. Enemies by day, sexual enemies by night. They are not allowed to tell anyone either, or go on dates. They do it all indoors and it has to be done by night or in a dark place where they won't be found.

John and Mary hate each other, but they're actually having wild, crazy sex behind closed doors. Its called Enemies With Benefits.

Enemies With Benefits by Anonommyoussssss November 23, 2010

Enemies With Benifits 

A situation in which both people share an equal hatred of the other but are still sexually attracted to one another, hence the, "With Benifits" part of the name.

Guy: God! Why do you have to be such a dirty bitch all the time?!
Girl: Oh yea? Well why do you have to be such a dick all the time!?
Guy: I'm not a dick you slut!
Girl: I'm not a slut you bastard!
Guy: CUNT!!
Girl: ASS-CLOWN!!
Guy: ARE YOU AS TURNED ON RIGHT NOW AS I AM?!?
Girl: WHEN WE'RE DONE FIGHTING OVER THIS WE SHOULD REALLY HAVE ANGRY SEX YOU FUCKER!!
Guy: *splutters, considers, then shrugs* FINE! BUT DON'T OBJECTIFY ME WHORE!!
(hot angry sex insues)
Me: And that my friends, is Enemies With Benifits. *bows*

Enemies With Benifits by UThinkUrFunny?IThinkImAdorable August 14, 2011