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Enemies With Benefits 

Two enemies who are sexually involved with each other, but are not allowed to have feelings involved, as this makes the whole system crash. Enemies by day, sexual enemies by night. They are not allowed to tell anyone either, or go on dates. They do it all indoors and it has to be done by night or in a dark place where they won't be found.
John and Mary hate each other, but they're actually having wild, crazy sex behind closed doors. Its called Enemies With Benefits.

Enemies With Benifits 

A situation in which both people share an equal hatred of the other but are still sexually attracted to one another, hence the, "With Benifits" part of the name.
Guy: God! Why do you have to be such a dirty bitch all the time?!
Girl: Oh yea? Well why do you have to be such a dick all the time!?
Guy: I'm not a dick you slut!
Girl: I'm not a slut you bastard!
Guy: CUNT!!
Girl: ASS-CLOWN!!
Guy: ARE YOU AS TURNED ON RIGHT NOW AS I AM?!?
Girl: WHEN WE'RE DONE FIGHTING OVER THIS WE SHOULD REALLY HAVE ANGRY SEX YOU FUCKER!!
Guy: *splutters, considers, then shrugs* FINE! BUT DON'T OBJECTIFY ME WHORE!!
(hot angry sex insues)
Me: And that my friends, is Enemies With Benifits. *bows*
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004