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gay midget elderly porn

The greatest thing in the history of the world
I just jacked off to that gay midget elderly porn
She is very beautiful and kind.

A very good friend.

Will never have a true a good lovelife.
You are very beautiful Ederlyn!!
ederlyn by Ke_nn_y June 8, 2021
A human being who has been alive for longer than 65 years.
You will probably not live to be considered elderly, considering you most likely spend more time reading urban dictionary definitions than taking care of yourself. Honestly, I don’t blame you. Life sucks.
Elderly by attack helicopter April 28, 2021

enderleed 

adverb: when you wake up the morning after a hard night of drinking and you realize that your piss, sweat and shit all smell exactly like stale alchohol.
Dude, I went out drinking with Marshal in the city last last night. He got me so enderleed.
enderleed by johnny.com March 17, 2011
Proper Noun: An individual; who, although is a "happy drunk", is capable of inciting other's into drinking much larger quantities of alchohol than they would normally drink in a given night. see also enderleed
Dude, you were such an enderle last night. I woke up this morning feeling like crap!
enderle by johnny.com March 17, 2011
A name that means shadows of endless suffering and joy
Have you seen Endelyn today?
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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