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Enhappify 

"My dream is to enhappify Brighton!
Enhappify by VannyFNAF June 14, 2022

enhappify 

1: To enhance one's happiness.
2: To exponentially increase one's mood in a velocitous manner.
3: The state of being that males reach immediately after viewing a pair of attractive female breasts, regardless of the males' previous mood.

Enhappified:
4: The state of being, either concurrent or remembered, that is validized through the retelling of the event that caused said state to occur.
1: James: "I am a jerk today. I hate everything."
Jessica: "I present to you some breasts. Please, enhappify yourself.
James: "I am now enhappified."

2: James: "Yesterday, Jessica revealed to me her Breasts of Magnificence, and I was thusly enhappified."
George: "I now loathe your every internal organ."
James: "I emplore you to deny indulging in such feelings."

3: George: "This morning, I was so priveleged as to have been summarily exposed to Jessica's most succulent of mammary glands, and my feelings of hatred towards your inner workings has been thusly squelched.
James: "Were you vastly enhappified through your experience?"
George: "I was enhappified to a state beyond any previously perceived plateau, my heterosexual male companion. Beyond any previously perceived plateau."
enhappify by Tak A Lah March 18, 2006

enhappify 

All I ever wanna do is enhappify!
enhappify by GenesisGreen June 10, 2022

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026