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Likes to talk shit and get smacked down like a Biznitch
He's Emukt.
Emukt by Anonymous October 1, 2003
Words you can keep
A website for adult humor. For adults.
Ever been to Efukt? That sites pretty fucked up but hilarious at the same time.
efukt by Thornton1 October 19, 2013
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emustating 

when you state a fact about an emu

comes from a sweaty geometry teacher from Providence
Man, that crazy sweaty geometry teacher from Providence is emustating
emustating by Donald October 3, 2004

Emutional 

Emotional, Spelt incorrectly

Not a real word I came up with it when talking to somebody on MSN About rice.
Randomer: I got emotional about rice
Me: How can you get emutional about rice
Randomer: Emutional!! LMAO!
Emutional by Luke Pea October 20, 2006
eFukt is a fun "adult humor page" that showcases cam girl fails, bloopers, various porn oddities.

A neat site to share with your friends and family members.
"My friend was not amused when I encouraged her to click the link to that eFukt video"

"That video on eFukt was so foul but I couldn't look away"
eFukt by Diarrheajonea April 19, 2018
THE BEST PROJECT SEKAI SHIP IN THE WORLD IF YOU LOOKED THIS UP I LOVE YOU

FERRIS WHEEL SCENE MAKES ME SOB
p1: hey who do you ship tsukasa tenma with?
p2: EMUKASA
p1: oh, i ship ruika-
p2: EMUKASA
p1: yeah but personally i think ruikasa is can-
p2: EMUKASA FERRIS WHEEL CANON FR FR
p1: uh
p2: EMU. KASA.
p1: yeah honestly ruikasa sucks
p2: EMUKASA
p1: EMUKASA

and that is how to turn someone into an avid emukasa fan (^ν^)

or make ruikasa shippers really mad at you (*゚▽゚*)
Emukasa by amiyamikuuz February 11, 2023
a cross between an emo and a slut
they often hang round in groups and latch onto lads who dont expect it
they often lose their virginity at a young age
Bob: Oh hi!
Emut: sleep with me!
Bob: Your dressed like an emo...
Emut: sleep with me!!! I like you *attaches to arm*
Bob: how old are you?
Emut: 13... Why? Sleep with me!
Bob: OMG you emut!!!!
emut by ClareNJam December 5, 2007
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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