emut

a cross between an emo and a slut
they often hang round in groups and latch onto lads who dont expect it
they often lose their virginity at a young age

Bob: Oh hi!
Emut: sleep with me!
Bob: Your dressed like an emo...
Emut: sleep with me!!! I like you *attaches to arm*
Bob: how old are you?
Emut: 13... Why? Sleep with me!
Bob: OMG you emut!!!!

emut by ClareNJam December 5, 2007

emut

Someone who’s so out of touch with their body, they don’t know when they’re going to throw up.

hey did you hear emut couldn’t make it to the bathroom.

emut by King Booker February 2, 2023

emut

Someone who’s so out of touch with their body, they aren’t able to tell when they’re about to throw up.

Emut couldn’t make it to the bathroom. He puked on the floor

emut by King Booker February 2, 2023

Emutional 

Emotional, Spelt incorrectly

Not a real word I came up with it when talking to somebody on MSN About rice.

Randomer: I got emotional about rice
Me: How can you get emutional about rice
Randomer: Emutional!! LMAO!

Emutional by Luke Pea October 20, 2006

emutilate 

Derogatory term used in place of emulating, the practice of playing video games using an emulator, almost always without paying for it, on a computer instead of on the game’s intended hardware or official rerelease.

Typically used by those who see emulating as either illegal or who value physical media and see playing games on a computer using ROM files as soulless and not how the developer intended.

Person 1: Wow, this game from 1995 looks really cool! But it’s going for $400 on EBay...
Person 2: Dude, just emulate it
Person 3: sorry, I don’t emutilate games.

emutilate by SearianPaint July 6, 2020

emutastic 

the description of something so fantastical that one screeches like an emu.

Paul: I raped your mom last night.

Gage: That's emutastic!

Paul: That's what she said!

emutastic by skimmboarder July 1, 2008

emutele 

a raging racist and homophobe

i heard she was an emutele

emutele by oliviapocket September 30, 2020