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a cross between an emo and a slut
they often hang round in groups and latch onto lads who dont expect it
they often lose their virginity at a young age
Bob: Oh hi!
Emut: sleep with me!
Bob: Your dressed like an emo...
Emut: sleep with me!!! I like you *attaches to arm*
Bob: how old are you?
Emut: 13... Why? Sleep with me!
Bob: OMG you emut!!!!
emut by ClareNJam December 5, 2007
Someone who’s so out of touch with their body, they don’t know when they’re going to throw up.
hey did you hear emut couldn’t make it to the bathroom.
emut by King Booker February 2, 2023
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Someone who’s so out of touch with their body, they aren’t able to tell when they’re about to throw up.
Emut couldn’t make it to the bathroom. He puked on the floor
emut by King Booker February 2, 2023

Emutional 

Emotional, Spelt incorrectly

Not a real word I came up with it when talking to somebody on MSN About rice.
Randomer: I got emotional about rice
Me: How can you get emutional about rice
Randomer: Emutional!! LMAO!
Emutional by Luke Pea October 20, 2006

emutilate 

Derogatory term used in place of emulating, the practice of playing video games using an emulator, almost always without paying for it, on a computer instead of on the game’s intended hardware or official rerelease.

Typically used by those who see emulating as either illegal or who value physical media and see playing games on a computer using ROM files as soulless and not how the developer intended.
Person 1: Wow, this game from 1995 looks really cool! But it’s going for $400 on EBay...
Person 2: Dude, just emulate it
Person 3: sorry, I don’t emutilate games.
emutilate by SearianPaint July 6, 2020

emutastic 

the description of something so fantastical that one screeches like an emu.
Paul: I raped your mom last night.

Gage: That's emutastic!

Paul: That's what she said!
emutastic by skimmboarder July 1, 2008
i heard she was an emutele
emutele by oliviapocket September 30, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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