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A website for adult humor. For adults.
Ever been to Efukt? That sites pretty fucked up but hilarious at the same time.
efukt by Thornton1 October 19, 2013
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eFukt is a fun "adult humor page" that showcases cam girl fails, bloopers, various porn oddities.

A neat site to share with your friends and family members.
"My friend was not amused when I encouraged her to click the link to that eFukt video"

"That video on eFukt was so foul but I couldn't look away"
eFukt by Diarrheajonea April 19, 2018
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One of the best counter-strike players in the history of the game. If you are called an efekt be proud because it is one of the best compliments a person in counter-strike can make to you.
Dude, you are such an efekt.
efekt by Chris Han April 10, 2004
It is a verb. The verb means to offend or to be offended by. It was made up when Point over pronounced offended.
I'm so efunt!
That efunts me.
Efunt by Kyle Anderson March 10, 2005
I just efumted
efumt by Shiny._. July 12, 2022

mažeikių efektas 

When you're from Mažeikiai city (located in Lithuania), and all of your friends/collegues have left to other bigger, more popular cities, and you have nothing to do. You also start going insane, because you're left all alone.
A: I have watched Garfield 2, for like 30 times now.
B: mažeikių efektas.

A: You played League of Legends up until 5AM last night?
B: yeahh..
A: mažeikių efektas.
mažeikių efektas by Sriegovich January 18, 2023
Likes to talk shit and get smacked down like a Biznitch
He's Emukt.
Emukt by Anonymous October 1, 2003
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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B)
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A)
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