Emotional Whore.

A person who does not know how to be alone and that is why they are always in a relationship. A promiscuous person with emotions, who falls in love every day. Each of your relationships is the final one, even if you have just met your partner.
Someone like Ted Mosby.

-He told me I love you on the first date. Must be a emotional Whore.
-It's his fifth everlasting love this month, it's an emotional whore

Emotional Whore. by Isma J August 20, 2021

emotional whore 

A person who shares the most intimate details of their life/heartbreak/feelings with strangers because it's cheaper than mental healthcare, and not subject to the same bias or advice that the person could receive from someone closer to the situation.

Give me a drink, and I'm an emotional whore! (Give me good advice and I'll even pick up your tab!)

emotional whore by torill9 April 19, 2016

emotional whore 

These whores are the worst kind of all, they simply just do not put out (virgins) but they still jump from guy to guy and make them deal with their bullshit!

Guy 1: Guy your ex is such an emotional whore
Guy 2: Yea I know man, she wouldn't even let me touch her

emotional whore by SYNTOX December 22, 2009

emotion whore 

Someone who will spill their feelings (or uses other's emotion) to get money, publicity, etc. A lot of times emotion whores start making up emotion and overplaying it.

Some examples of emotion whores are talk show hosts and therapists.

Not to be confused with an emotion slut who does because they can't shut up.

Oprah Winfrey is an emotion whore. She uses everyone on her show to get their emotions. That way people watch the show and she becomes filthy rich.

emotion whore by Shizzlator June 21, 2006

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016