Emocha

Emochas are pretty sure they’re human beings. They are great friends and even though they may be a bit stubborn at times, they’ll try their best to stick with you. Emochas are usually average height. They like having crushes on characters from fictional stories that are absolutely terrible and overconfident. Emochas like to draw and sing, and are great at both of these things. They also have the ability to get high off peanut butter. Emochas are very likely to share quite a few interests with you, and will totally talk to you about their own. If you ever want someone to love and to drive you insane, you should look for one. They can doubt their own abilities sometimes and care almost too much about their grades, but try your best to support them. They have a unique sense of humor and will be your buddy no matter what.

Emocha cackled maniacally, and you didn’t understand why, but you went along with it.

Emocha by Rosyartistick September 23, 2022

emocan dance

A dance that the emo subculture tells us that it doesn't exsist, but in the depths of the society there is a dance that consists of one bleeding around a hat while listening to any type of screamo-emo music. the hat can be substituted for a puddle of blood, or in rare cases dead babies.

girl: "are you going to the dance?"
emokid: "only if they are playing Hawthorne Heights, the only dance that i know is the emocan dance...forget i said that because it doesn't exist."

emocan dance by Michael J. Caboose June 11, 2006

emocrapical 

Being somewhat stereotypically emo, and being crap at it.

Shanes described his troubles emocrapically.

emocrapical by longjohnnicksilver November 11, 2008

Emocabulary

1. The words which crop up most often in emo speech, music and literature, most commonly 'black', 'hate', 'pain', and 'death', among many others.

2. (Of a foreign emo band) Whether or not the listener understands any of the simplest verbs and nouns, there will be instantly recognisable and heavily used emo words (e.g. pain, death etc.) repeating in each song. C.f. Tokio Hotel

- "I am forever shackled in a chasm of despondency."

"Wow, you have such a wide emocabulary."

Emocabulary by kriio October 20, 2008

emochode 

a guy that wears skinny jeans, a t-shirt of a band that existed before they were even conceived and have no true clue who they are, pair of busted up converse sneakers, a belt with metal studs, paints their fingernails black, has dark hair either long and straight or cut in the dumbest way possible and talks about how much life sucks that dates an incredibly hot girl that has nothing at all in common with him

Tim and Dave are driving down the road talking about what happened the night before as pass by a couple walking to the corner, one punk looking guy and a hot girl.

Tim: "What is that over there, she looks good."

Dave: "I just don't get it, what the hell is she doing with emochode. It just makes no damn sense."

Tim: "Dude, its an emochode. Classic!"

emochode by Shaft99999 July 24, 2009

emophase 

A stage that you go through usually before puberty. It causes you to hate your parents for no apparent reason and get angry easily. You become very judgmental and emotional. This happens AFTER puberty for boys.

I think shes going through her emophase

emophase by TheDopeFrog June 18, 2009

Emothanasia 

Refers to the killing of an emo person to put him or her out of his or her supposed 'misery'.

Made up of the two words 'Emo' and 'Euthanasia'

Emo-Douche : "OMG! OMG! Alesana are so totally the bomb"
Normal-Douche: "Jeez! I wish emothanasia was legal..."

Emothanasia by RedBaron666 March 19, 2011