The final solution to the emo problem.
Emo is a false genre of
music wherein its misled adherents believe they are part of a
new subgenre of
music, but in reality, emo is nothing more than melancholy pop
music and/or homogenized bad metal with whiny/screaming vocals. The emos pride themselves on contrived negativity, false sense of insight and depth, and have adopted the standardized emo uniform in all its bland unoriginality (backward, angular mullet see:emotenuse,
tight girls' jeans, tight T-shirts, Converse high-tops, and sullen expression).
The emocaust would solve the emo problem once and for all. All emo clones would be gathered into concentraton camps, and sent to "showers" of good
music, which would reawaken the mind and return the emo zombie to a productive, self-determined future.
If I were president, I would
build concentration camps for all the legions of emo clones, and then I would
shower them with
happiness and the emocaust would be complete!
